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I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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fuckyeahsurveys:

1. Your boy side

[x] You love hoodies. 
[x] You love jeans. 
[x] Dogs are better than cats. 
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. (well, sometimes) 
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[] You own a car racing game. 
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. 
[] You used to be obsessed with power rangers. 
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
[x] Gory movies are cool. 
[x] You go to your dad for advice. 
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps. 
[] You used to collect hockey cards. 
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. 
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. 
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. 
[x] Sports are fun.
[] You talk with food in your mouth. 
[] You sleep with your socks on at night. 
[x] You have fished at least once.

2. Your girl side

[] You love to shop. 
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom to talk.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport. 
[] You hate wearing the color black. 
[] You like going to the mall.
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] You like wearing jewelry. 
[] You cried watching the notebook
[] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. 
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. 
[] You don’t like the movie star wars. 
[x] You are/were in gymnastics. 
[] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. 
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[] You care about what you look like. 
[] You like wearing dresses when you can. 
[] You like wearing high heel shoes. 
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. 
[] You like putting make-up on others. 
[] You like being the star of everything.

3. Appearance 

[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I have many a few scars. 
[] I tan easily. 
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
[] I have a tattoo. 
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance. 
[x] I’ve had/have braces. 
[x] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
[x] I have more than two piercings. 
[x] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[x] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the northern lights.
[] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
[] I’ve been snowboarding.

5. Relationships

[x] I’m single.
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I’ve gotten divorced.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

6. Honesty/Crime

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[] I’ve snuck out
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[] I’ve been arrested.

7. Death and suicide

[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random

[] I can sing well
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like martha stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
[x] I am ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All my answers were totally honest.

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cauliflowerqueen:

So I decided to put one of these together to refer back to and also help minimize some of my tabs.  Happy blogging dear tumblrbugs! :)
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Beach bum workout 
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What make you bootyful butt challenge
POP Pilates: Beyonce bootylicious Bum butt Badonkadonk
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Squat challenge
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Sexy legs workout 
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Upper body pulse workout
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Toned triceps challenge 
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Yoga morning routine 
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Yoga Meltdown with Jillian Michaels
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cauliflowerqueen:

So I decided to put one of these together to refer back to and also help minimize some of my tabs.  Happy blogging dear tumblrbugs! :)

Get Organized

College & Studying

Stress Relief 

Self Help & Helping Others With Various Health Conditions

Bored?

Food

Fitness

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I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you… By

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fruklover27:

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super-hoopla-ck:

Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

Was that Tobuscus

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